Giles Coren



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Full name: Giles Coren

Area of interest: Current affairs; Culture; Food criticism and restaurant reviews

Journals: The Times

Email: [mailto:giles.coren@thetimes.co.uk giles.coren@thetimes.co.uk]

Website/blog: TimesOnLine: reviews | comment

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Biography:
Education: Westminster School; Keble College, Oxford: English (1st)

Career: Scriptwriter for Punt and Dennis; columns for the Independent on Sunday, Mail on Sunday, Tatler, Match of the Day Magazine; wrote the satirical Intellectual's Guide to Fashion in The Sunday Times using the pseudonym Professor Gideon Garter; currently, restaurant critic for The Times Current position/role:

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Controversy: Ian Burrell: Giles Coren: The critic who turned salesman The Independent on Sunday, 19th February 2007

TV/Radio: Hosted Movie Lounge on Channel 5; co-presenter of Channel 4 series Animal Farm, 2007

Awards/Honours: British Press Awards: Food And Drink Writer of the Year, 2005

Other: Son of Alan Coren, brother of Victoria Coren



Books & Debate:

 * Winkler, 2005 ISBN 0224074997
 * Ghost-wrote Against the Odds, autobiography of James Dyson

Latest work: Chocolate and cuckoo clocks: the essential Alan Coren OCLC233788807 October 2008

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The Times:
Column remit: Current affairs; Culture; Food criticism and restaurant reviews

Section: Life and style / food and drink

Role: Columnist; Food critic / restaurant reviewer

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Email: [mailto:giles.coren@thetimes.co.uk giles.coren@thetimes.co.uk]

Website: TimesOnline | Reviews

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Day published: Saturday

Regularity: Weekly

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Articles:

 * 40-a-day father could have written here'' - Why should we care about the health of tobacco companies when we know what destruction they bring? - 29th January 2011
 * writers take leave? We don’t do any work'' - The Cleggeroonies have given us this Slack Dad’s Charter, so I’m going to take it. Whether I deserve it or not - 22nd January 2011
 * I loathe that long-haired whingeing oik'' - So middle-class student protesters think that working people like policemen should pay for their courses? - 15th January 2011
 * stovepipe hat you’ve got there, bruv'' - Period dramas make every effort to look perfect. So why can’t the wretched scriptwriters get the language right? - 8th January 2011
 * out, and no punching below stairs'' - In the blue corner, the evil gay footman. In the red, the Nazi chauffeur. But you can throw Thomas Hardy to the crocs - 1st January 2011
 * as Person of the Year? Dislike'' - Down with social networks. Well, up with some of them. Remind my cricket-battered brain which way that is? - 18th December 2010
 * Kevin. You dope. 75mph in a loser’s car?'' - It’s bad enough for England’s top batsman to look such a twit. But in a stunt set up by one of the enemy . . . - 11th December 2010
 * a giveaway: the book is on its final page'' - Calling this act of desperation World Book Night is like calling a plan to dump little dogs World Puppy Night - 4th December 2010


 * dwarf joke turns out to be a tall story'' - You heard it here first: the Speaker did not have a car crash. It was just a classic attack on average-sized chaps - 27th November 2010
 * the crowning glory of the Triumph of Posh'' - Ruddy-cheeked, honest and a bit thick: that’s how we want the world to see us and that’s why we love Wills and Kate - 20th November 2010
 * Good News according to St Tesco’s'' - A supermarket opens in a former church. It’s perfect for modern times but we may have to tweak the Gospel . . . - 13th November 2010
 * fine on Asterix. After that, who knows?'' - It’s the big one – appearing on Mastermind. My knowledge-free mind is going to be seriously tested . . . - 6th November 2010
 * rather cry over a dead man than a dead stag'' - Making creatures like the Emperor of Exmoor and Paul the octopus into celebrities is childish sentimentality - 30th October 2010
 * carping and let the posh boys sort it out'' - At last, the hated Tories are in power and the placard-wavers out on the streets. It’s back to politics as usual - 23rd October 2010
 * real reason the Buck House bash is off'' - Could it be that, like many of us, Her Majesty couldn’t stand the prospect of an office Christmas party? - 16th October 2010
 * damn fool, Charlie. Smoking isn’t cool'' - Wheezing and coughing in his cage, nicotine patches hanging off his fur . . . yes, only an ape would take up fags - 9th October 2010
 * fatties want a good read, try a big fat novel'' - For something glossy, shallow and venal, try this magazine. But really, if you’re too big, try a jumper – and Tolstoy - 2nd October 2010
 * a little light was thrown on the Dark Ages'' - Anglo-Saxon England’s first working window has just been found. How did that go down with the neighbours? - 25th September 2010
 * to lose friends in Third World Britain'' - So it turns out that I did spend my gap year in a developing country. Shame there’s no one I can celebrate with - 18th September 2010
 * high time a Jewish man won the Booker'' - Where is our Saul Bellow, our Philip Roth? The goyim have dominated English literature for too long - 11th September 2010
 * of misery to come. It makes me so happy'' - What have I got to be so damn gloomy about? I just feel I should have had so much more fun in my life - 4th September 2010
 * loves Jane Eyre? Reader, I understand it'' - Beijing sees itself in Brontë’s orphan — but, alas, the Chinese Simon Cowell will be along in 200 years - 28th August 2010
 * it’s little turnip-sized Kermit Coren'' - When your pregnant wife doesn’t give a hoot about how her bulge is getting on, a chap has to step up - 21st August 2010
 * Cam confounds the robot of doom'' - The PM knows our foreign policy counts for diddly squat. So he’s using it to rile Labour - 31st July 2010
 * don’t care if he started it. You’re both mad'' - Sibling rivalry is for medieval kings and petty poseurs - 24th July 2010
 * a funny old game'' - Once, they were happy enough with 30 grand and long holidays. Then along came Mark Elms and it all changed - 17th July 2010
 * water butt is a right old barrel of laughs'' - It’s empty when I need it and full when I don’t - 10th July 2010
 * quiet about my BBC pay, Sir Michael'' - Never mind Graham Norton and Fiona Bruce. I can’t have everyone knowing I toil for Auntie for thruppence an hour - 3rd July 2010
 * course men crash more. We do the driving'' - Can women do London to Oxford in 47 minutes? - 26th June 2010
 * term at St Jamie’s and it’s all pukka, mate'' - What better way to run a school than just to throw a few pupils and teachers together and stir well? - 19th June 2010
 * to 60 seconds for a mere 250 grand'' - The Ferrari ‘timepiece’ is obscene. Are our minutes simply not good enough for the super-rich? - 12th June 2010
 * shorts at cricket? Why not naked girls?'' - It’s pathetic that Twenty20 is so timid in drawing the crowds. Let’s have poles on the square and a four for a hit - 5th June 2010
 * had my Spider-Man moment. And I failed'' - When a road accident happened right in front of me, I needed superhero powers to prevent it . . . - 29th May 2010
 * round-the-world voyage is just plain sailing'' - Who cares about 16-year-olds sitting in a boat? I’ll only be impressed when toddlers are canoeing the Amazon - 22nd May 2010
 * . . . of course they’re relaxed!'' - From the moment they waved their mummies goodbye, this was the minimum expected of Clegg and Cameron - 15th May 2010
 * out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper!'' - You’ll have to excuse me. Now I’ve got this column done I’ve got to get to the church on time - 24th April 2010
 * MasterChef thing — it’ll never catch on'' - They tried me out as one of the expert foodies. But I just didn’t cut the mustard - 10th April 2010
 * for someone you can trust. Yourself'' - Fed up with traditional politics, two of my friends are standing as independents. I suggest we all do the same - 3rd April 2010
 * be sexist, girls. Men’s books are grim, too'' - Creative writing courses only teach you to copy Ian McEwan. No wonder today’s novels are so depressing - 20th March 2010
 * exorcisms a day. Yes, it’s a devil of a job'' - Are you suffering from diabolical possession? Do you need liberating from evil? The Vatican can help - 13th March 2010
 * Jakey Z. I want to go Zulu, too'' - One to drive, one to drink, one to clean, one to . . . Having lots of wives isn’t funny or primitive. It’s brilliant - 6th March 2010
 * horse has bolted. Makes you want to spit'' - My book on anger isn’t out yet. And when it is, it’ll be too late. Mr Bully will be gone – replaced by Mr Nicey Nicey - 27th February 2010
 * Valentine cards learns kidz ’ow to rite'' - It’s a tradition that goes back to the Middle Ages – which was a time when people started their love lives very young - 13th February 2010
 * Enlightenment was a capital idea, Sir'' - Admittedly, we can do without the worst effects of the scientific revolution, like the Toyota Yaris, but really - 6th February 2010
 * will snap up Tesco schooldays'' - If the retail giant wants to cash in on the unhappiest time of our lives, there’s more to sell than uniforms - 16th January 2010
 * I hear another global warming joke, I’ll...'' - ...go completely insane. Climate change doesn’t mean we’ll have lots of lovely weather all the time, you numbskulls - 9th January 2010
 * excuse this column. My brain has died'' - That post-Christmas week is when the only thoughts that register are about brie or TV adverts or bargain bags of coal - 2nd January 2010
 * shalt not... well, actually...'' - Now a vicar has said stealing can be OK, the other Commandments need freshening up. So here goes - 26th December 2009
 * driven snow isn’t as pure as you think'' - When North London is like the North Pole, covered with a crisp blanket of white, I can’t help but think of what lies beneath - 19th December 2009
 * round-ups. Turkeys tarted up. I feel sick'' - Who cares about celebrity reads of the year? Sea bass for Christmas lunch, eh? And don’t get me going on scarves . . . - 12th December 2009
 * MP does not stand for Mostly Plastered'' - What was Sally Bercow, the Speaker’s wife, thinking when she volunteered details of a past life full of sex and alcohol? - 5th December 2009
 * my red-eye pod, with menu and movies'' - Flying near the front is perfect 21st-century living ... saintly staff, decent food, good wine. Shame about the passengers - 28th November 2009
 * Moss: an icon of willpower and strength'' - Don’t damn the supermodel for being honest. If you want to be thin, you have to eat less. And thin is much better than fat - 21st November 2009
 * steal Kenyan beans! Too many food miles'' - The rise of the middle-class shoplifter raises some difficult dilemmas. Will it lead on to muggings at fishknife point? - 14th November 2009
 * witty for words. I should quit on a high'' - Thank heavens for the rich guy who splashed out billions on a rail company. See you in the Buffett carriage - 7th November 2009
 * no hope. And, frankly, all is not well'' - Every e-mail starts with a banal inquiry about how things are in my world. Don’t ask, unless you really want to know . . . - 31st October 2009
 * humungous sadness of Britain’s fattest man'' - Like a child in his pyjamas, with toy Daleks and fizzy pop nearby, Paul Mason welcomed the TV cameras for a fee of £200 - 24th October 2009
 * use is a brain the size of a planet?'' - Stop swotting and turn on the television. The prizes go to the good-looking guy who everyone likes - 17th October 2009
 * barcode is nothing to celebrate'' - It killed off the traditional shop and gave us the checkout girl. And what’s with a 57th anniversary anyway? - 10th October 2009
 * if you want to. I’ve turned already'' - Politics is soooo boring. What matters is that I’ve changed my mind about organic food, dogs, fat people and football - 3rd October 2009
 * is for sex. But I failed miserably'' - Higher education is full of angry academics who want to make up for long hours spent working instead of making hay - 26th September 2009
 * one’s going to call me Lunchtime O’Booze'' - Poor old Keith Floyd. I don’t want to die at 65, befuddled and unfulfilled, like so many men with a supposed ‘zest for life’ - 19th September 2009
 * never forget what Sophie whispered'' - You get yourself on to a TV game show – and then the awful things you’ve written come flooding back - 12th September 2009
 * joys of cricket turned to ashes this year'' - After a dismal ‘yoof’-obsessed summer with no heroes and no one really watching, I think I’ll follow tennis next year - 29th August 2009
 * dead? Better monetise me now'' - I’m packing up my adjectives for a new life online, where I’ll be honing my tweeting, podshouting and blogorrhoea - 22nd August 2009
 * on my dancing shoes? Fat chance of that'' - Obesity revolts me, but not as much as surrendering my identity to a jiggling mob. I won’t kowtow to the communism of dance - 15th August 2009
 * car is not a runaway success'' - How a silly piece of design and some crass reading choices are putting a dent in my holiday enjoyment - 8th August 2009
 * poor little mutt. But was it rude to stare?'' - I wouldn’t dream of gawping at a disabled person in the street. A mere dog, though, is just a thing bred for lonely people - 1st August 2009
 * portfolio: off-the-shelf bargains'' - After Virginia Woolf’s beach and Beatrix Potter’s river, I can exclusively offer more literary landmarks - 18th July 2009
 * lo, Dave Moses had a burning bush crisis'' - The Opposition leader may be related to the Israelite leader. He could lead us to the land of organic milk and honey - 11th July 2009
 * sentimental bull about bullfighting'' - Does Ricky Gervais not realise that the animals speared in a ring have a far better life than those bred for hamburgers? - 4th July 2009
 * I wanted was a parcel. I got an earful'' - With Royal Mail out on strike there are no postmen around — but after my experience maybe that’s not a bad thing - 20th June 2009
 * - the F-word that explains Ramsay'' - The celebrity chef's life seems to be in meltdown. But TV viewers don't see his fragile side - 13th June 2009
 * the British, tattoed and half-naked'' - The sweaty slap slap of flip-flops, men's hairy toes, ghastly bondage sandals: when it comes to summer we are a disgrace - 6th June 2009
 * us go then, and feign our love of verse'' - Come on, admit it, you can only half-remember a couple of sonnets. The truth is we don't give a stuff about poetry - 30th May 2009
 * the Ashes. This is how to play cricket'' - It's been a traumatic time for our summer sport. But a convivial reunion reminded me what the game is really about - 23rd May 2009
 * his kangaroo down. He's off to the beach'' - It's mind-blowing that landing a job as a caretaker in Australia should be considered the summit of Man's expectations - 9th May 2009
 * I had a double, so many things I could quit'' - I'm with Beyoncé, Hitler and Kim Jong Il. It's the greatest perk in the world to use a lookalike to avoid an art gallery - 2nd May 2009
 * was always a Labour man - until now'' - The Tories are wooing me. I rode in a car with one last week and my inner Gollum thinks it could all be rather rewarding - 25th April 2009
 * aged 2,078? A bit past her prime'' - From Noah's Ark to Camelot, our insatiable desire to get to the ‘truth' through archaeological digs diminishes us as humans - 18th April 2009
 * Godfather Squirrel and a severed tulip head'' - The nightly riot of destruction by rodents has left me too tense to enjoy my garden. I may have to go and live on Mars - 11th April 2009
 * a pig a favour! Ban vegetarianism now!'' - People who don't eat meat are not just pale, boring, vain and flaky. They are also suffering from an eating disorder - 4th April 2009
 * with paddles and Pimm's'' - It is impossible to take the Boat Race seriously: for a start, rowing is not even a sport - 28th March 2009
 * do I hate skiing? Let me count the ways'' - The danger, the boots, the chairlifts, the people, the food, the clothes... and, most terribly at this time, the deaths - 21st March 2009
 * tax? No, we need a blubber tax'' - Overweight people cost the health service a colossal amount. We should hit them in the wallet - 14th March 2009
 * I'm starting to feel a bit deflated'' - Let me get this right. If my house value keeps going down, soon I'll need a wheelbarrow of money to pay someone to buy it? - 28th February 2009
 * whining. Ban all stinking dogs. Now'' - Man's best friends are no such thing. They are brutal, dirty and a primitive throwback to the days of bearbaiting - 14th February 2009
 * won't get that high-flying job'' - The unemployed graduates of 2009 should be grateful that they won't be lured by fat pay packets - 7th February 2009
 * mean you won't go on the swarm?'' - Scientists have found that locusts don't always want to live in groups. But then what insect-about-town does? - 31st January 2009
 * a dream team fit for a Russian oligarch'' - If Alexander Lebedev is to be the Roman Abramovich of newspapers, these are some people he should employ... - 24th January 2009
 * perfect meal for the world's fattest nation'' - I would far rather have had a Bush cook-out of barbecued pork chops and Bud than the huge, sweet and sickly inaugural lunch - 21st January 2009
 * stand by for the flying parking ticket...'' - ...and the flying speed hump and the flying bus lane. Because the bureaucrats will make sure this idea doesn't fly - 17th January 2009
 * guide to Britain on two dollars a week'' - Our country may be cold, rude and dirty, but at least it's cheap - so here are some pointers for tourists ready to risk it - 10th January 2009
 * name's Giles and I want to be a TV addict'' - For 20 years I had this crazy notion that books were far more worthy than telly. Now, at last, I have seen the light - 3rd January 2009
 * points for spotting a princess in the street'' - ...but only if you know her. Otherwise five points. The Spot-the-Celeb scoring system will distract anyone from shopping - 27th December 2008
 * writing on sex always has its knockers'' - What a joyless, hung-up, small-minded nation we must be to reduce a genius like John Updike to ‘the laureate of lewd' - 20th December 2008
 * it's geography that's going to be history'' - And summer-born children like me will no longer miss out on those vital months learning about Anglo-Saxon shore forts - 13th December 2008
 * Potter and the spinner of Azkaban'' - With J.K.Rowling and Wisden united under one roof, now is the time for a little wizardry - 6th December 2008
 * the woeful wonder of Woolies'' - Only one high street store could have provided a cheap counterblast to the excesses of the boom - 29th November 2008
 * need high culture when the index is low'' - Forget Siberian flosspots. When we’re living on boiled squirrel we should turn to Tolstoy, not trash - 22nd November 2008
 * didn't need a certificate, Korders, old bean'' - The Iranian Interior Minister is an utter fraud. No true Oxford man bothers with all that mortar-board nonsense - 8th November 2008
 * Singh drops a prize literary clanger'' - Outrage at the Booker award ceremony, the answer to an Oxbridge poser and a question of nature or nurture - 18th October 2008
 * those ‘sent items' e-mails in full'' - Google is trying to stop people sending late-night e-mails that they might later regret. As if I would ever need that... - 11th October 2008
 * from the obesity crisis ground zero'' - Your fearless correspondent embedded in Rotherham disguises himself as a banana to meet our Minister of Food - 4th October 2008
 * Kelly at 3am: I know what happened'' - The truth of that resignation can now be revealed. It helps if you went to school and university with the protagonist - 27th September 2008
 * sir, which day did He create dinosaurs on?'' - When it comes to the creation, there are some ticklish problems about the detail of which beast arrived when - 20th September 2008
 * Mackerel! It's Restaurant Critic Man!'' - If the Japanese have a cartoon wine critic, the world could do with a superhero to save us all from bad, overpriced food - 13th September 2008
 * this tennis? The court was blue! And the clothes...'' - The horrors of the US Open must be kept away from Wimbledon - 10th September 2008
 * German hurricane? No wonder they all fled'' - At last, a force of nature that lives up to its name - and a motorbike that need not be a force for evil - 6th September 2008
 * grunts for Neanderthal geniuses'' - So Homo neanderthalensis was not as thick as we thought. We'd better have an apology from the PM - 30th August 2008
 * the lawns are manicured in Polly Toynbee land'' - Only stupid people would imagine that the rich are intrinsically interesting and intelligent - 9th August 2008
 * winner's version of history. That's original'' - Sir Ridley Scott wants us to see Robin Hood through the sheriff's eyes. But you can't have revisionist fiction - 2nd August 2008

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