Janet Street-Porter



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Full name: Area of interest: Society, media, culture and politics - with emphasis on social justice and also environment concerns

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Education: Lady Margaret School, London; studied at the Architectural Association for two years

Career: Worked briefly for girls' magazine Petticoat; joined The Daily Mail (1969), becoming deputy fashion editor; moved to the Evening Standard (1971): fashion editor; in this period was also a specialist writer on design and architecture for Architectural Design, Design magazine, Harpers and Queen and Vogue; began a broadcasting career in 1973 as a commercial radio host…; returned to journalism as editor of The Independent on Sunday, 1999/2001, then editor-at-large 2002- Current position/role: Independent on Sunday: editor-at-large; Daily Mail: columnist
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 * Sorry, I'm a shame free zone - The Daily Mail, 15th September 2006
 * 'I am not an amateur' - They mocked her accent, they said she was a terrible role model, they complained she was overexposed. But Janet Street-Porter shrugged it all off. So why is she so jumpy about talking to Stuart Jeffries? - Interview by Stuart Jeffries, The Guardian, 6th April 2007
 * Interview - AsRecommended.co.uk, 2008

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Awards/Honours: BAFTA award for originality for the Channel 4 TV series Network 7 (1988); Prix Italia, Emmy nomination and a Classical Music Award for a reworking of the German romantic opera The Vampyr (1992)

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Books & Debate:

 * The British teapot (1981) OCLC 8095636
 * Scandal (1981) OCLC 8095636
 * Coast to coast with Janet Street-Porter (1998) OCLC 40758186
 * As the crow flies: a walk from Edinburgh to London in a straight line (1999) OCLC 40882154
 * Baggage: my childhood (2004) OCLC 55805962
 * Incest: a tragic tale, by Marquis de Sade (2003) OCLC 51107433 (foreword)
 * Fall out (2006) OCLC 68771071
 * The walk of life (2005) OCLC 58455387

Latest work: Life's too f***ing short (2008) OCLC 180477513 ~ watch meet the author (VIDEO)

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Articles: 2015

 * Modern slavery is thriving thanks to the detestable British culture of privacy - Inuk was treated as the personal property of Emmanuel and Antan Edet, not brutal gangmasters controlling cockle pickers or agricultural workers but health professionals with well-paid jobs - 12th December
 * Too-nice Yentob was putty in the hands of Batmanghelidjh, now he’s paying the price - Kids Company had come to dominate Alan’s life, and now it’s cost him a lucrative job - 5th December
 * Faith schools flourish, yet they breed a dangerously inward view of the world - Faith schools are not interested in free debate, or explaining fundamental British values such as equality for all regardless of sexual orientation and gender - 28th November
 * My body has become a battleground for medical research – and I’m sick of it - 14th November
 * Judges should not have the power to destroy art on the grounds of obscenity - 17th October
 * The cash-strapped NHS should not offer womb transplants, when so many children are in care - Is the right of any woman to give birth a priority that supersedes the funding of costly drugs that can prolong life for all and reduce the impact of dementia? - 3rd October
 * If bosses are worried about the impact of the living wage, how about paying for it themselves? - It would be a very small step towards restoring dignity to key members of our workforce - 12th September
 * If it was Chipping Norton in trouble, Cameron would have sorted this migrant mess out pronto - 1st August
 * Durham takes us one small step towards a sensible policy on drugs - And the NHS could do with a dose of common sense - 25th July
 * Get the police off Twitter and back where they belong – on the streets, fighting crime - The police can still monitor us all and there’s very little we can do about it - 18th July
 * The lure of of Isis will not be stifled by the building of walls - The trench being built by the Tunisian government will be as useful as sticking a plaster on gangrene - 11th July
 * There’s one word banks won’t say — 'sorry' - If RBS bosses had a single brain cell, they would have told their staff to visit ordinary folk and hand out cash - 20th June
 * The right of children to breath clean air trumps any ‘right’ a parent has to smoke - Addiction to cigarettes is harming children in low-income homes and they have no choice in the matter - 6th June
 * Remove smartphones from the hands of under-18s and maybe they will grow up to be less dumb - We must re-engage young people in our democracy, and learn some lessons from the SNP’s stunning success. - 30th May
 * A horror show from Thomas Cook that tells you all you need to know about ethical consumerism - When corporations behave badly we have the power to bring them down by removing their life blood, but we rarely exercise it - 23rd May
 * Democracy has spoken – but was anyone in power actually listening? - If he truly cares about Britain, Cameron needs to find a way to listen to other points of view and to move to consensus rather than confrontation - 9th May
 * Cameron, Miliband and Clegg could learn a thing or two about talking to the public from three passionate women - The best communicators in the debate in that hall in Leeds were the amateurs, the ordinary folk sitting in the audience - 2nd May
 * Fat is harmful and obesity should not be a badge of pride - The latest fatwa has been slapped on singer Jamelia - 25th April
 * Either the Queen thinks that only one in 24 Britons are women, or her Order of Merit is appallingly backward - There’s nothing wrong in recognising the most distinguished minds in our society, but there's obviously been a huge oversight here - 18th April
 * Thanks to social media, we’ve become a shouty society where no one listens and bullies prosper - New laws are supposed to protect us from internet trolling, but they will be totally ineffective - 4th April
 * For all his faults, Russell Brand is utterly sincere, something politicians should emulate - It’s easy to sneer and knock Brand’s musings, but too much emphasis is placed on being 'constructive' in arguments - 28th March
 * It’s parents who schools should be teaching about sex and social health – not just their children - When I was young discipline started at home, long before school - 13th March
 * The ‘war on drugs’ consistently ignores its greatest enemy: over-the-counter painkillers - More than 32,000 people are addicted to codeine alone in the UK - 7th March 2015
 * You might not support the Tories, but at least Esther McVey knows how to speak to the electorate - Too often politicians speak and we don’t understand what language they are using - 21st February
 * The CEO of Twitter is right – the site does 'suck' at protecting its users from trolls. But what can we do? - Twitter trolls will never go away, so you might as well get used to them – or just log off - 7th February
 * In its headlong rush to make a profit, our education system is in danger of ignoring its main purpose - If you treat health and education like profit-making businesses, income and cash flow are what drive you, not social need - 31st January
 * The Church of England doesn’t like to get its hands dirty by touching women – even though we’re the ones who most keep up the faith - More women than men now believe in God or the afterlife, so why is the Church so reluctant to reach out to us? - 24th January
 * For all the medical advances, we can’t escape death. That’s why I’d rather live well than live forever - Should everyone have access to drugs costing hundreds of thousands of pounds that just delay the inevitable? It's a difficult decision - 17th January
 * Ched Evans' apology was far too late. If he really means it, he should go and do some voluntary work - He should also take down his website and shut up until his case review is complete - 10th January
 * Surely there are more pressing problems than saving footballers from our divorce laws - I’ve been divorced four times and none was messy or expensive - 3rd January



Articles: 2014

 * ’Tis the season to squander taxpayers’ money on Christmas parties for people just doing their jobs - The Financial Services Authority has set aside £180,000 for its festivities this year - 13th December
 * Russell Brand is a great advertisement for social mobility, and just the man to fight for those stuck at the bottom - Unlike so many of our politicians, Brand wasn't born into privilege - 6th December
 * Why can’t we give in private, instead of making such a show of donating to charity? - The scramble of one charity competing against another to entice and seduce us is such a waste of talent and effort - 22nd November
 * Marriage needs a rebranding if it’s going to appeal to more than just snobs with an inheritance to protect - Rich people are twice as likely to get married now compared with 15 years ago, whereas the less you earn, the less likely you are to marry - 15th November
 * The nanny state will soon turn more women into criminals thanks to these draconian laws - The threat of fines and criminalisation is not just wrong, it’s morally dubious - 8th November
 * As soon as the Naked Rambler goes for a stroll, we’re all outraged - How can someone who has spent nine years in jail for his beliefs not have received more public support? - 1st November
 * The right to contaminate your surroundings and shorten your life is simply not worth fighting for - The Government needs to stop pandering to voters and get tough on smoking bans - 18th October
 * ‘Feminist’ fashion designers like Karl Lagerfeld and Stella McCartney should stick to their dresses - Designers need to stop issuing manifestos to go with their frocks - 4th October
 * It’s not unlimited holidays workers need, but an absolute ban on after-hours emails and calls - It would be almost impossible to run anything if staff only turned up when they felt like it, but they should be offered greater flexibility - 27th September
 * Scottish referendum results: Now let’s give all 16-year-olds the vote - This is the time to redraft the map of English politics - 19th September
 * It’s too late to take the soft approach with fat people – it’s a choice, and it costs the NHS millions - The majority of obese men and women did it all by themselves, not because they had faulty glands, or a weird metabolism - 13th September
 * Whatever their age or persuasion, Britain’s voters are desperate for politicians who speak their language - A recent poll found that 44 per cent of young people felt that they are not being listened to - 6th September
 * Is the human race in danger of making itself extinct? - Technology has taken over our lives to an ominous degree - 9th August
 * Modern housing is not fit for purpose. It’s eroding our privacy, and suffocating the life out of Britain - We don’t just have a housing shortage, but a crisis in both quality and size - 2nd August
 * Why do these otherwise intelligent political wives allow themselves to become talking handbags? - I've had enough of these regressive conjugal stunts - 26th July
 * When the police release a good news story, you have to ask what it is they’re trying to hide - Why are we being told about Operation Notarise now, as it has being going on for six months? - 19th July
 * Cakegate leaves a funny taste. Is this really the way for gay campaigners to fight for tolerance? - Aggressively targeting Christians could potentially backfire on the gay community - 12th July
 * If Cameron can only count on friends from Eton and Oxford, no wonder he fears for his job - The picture that emerges is of an insecure bloke of limited life experience - 28th June
 * Kill it, tweet it, eat it: Jeanette Winterson has got the right attitude to meat - Whatever the bunny-lovers say, being prepared to kill what you eat is admirable - 21st June
 * Janet Street-Porter: How do you teach British values? - When some children can’t even place London on a map, teaching ‘British values’ is a lot easier said than done - 13th June
 * Why on earth is the cash-strapped NHS threatening to pay Slimming World to make a nation of lard arses slightly thinner? - Nice wants our financially strapped NHS to fund 12-week weight-loss courses - 31st May
 * I know who should pay for their GP appointments: the people who don’t turn up for them - It happens with hotels, restaurants and plane tickets. Three missed appointments and you should be dumped and have to seek care elsewhere - 24th May
 * Jackie Kennedy is one of history’s glamorous enigmas — it’s a shame modern stars don’t follow her lead - The emergence of Jackie’s letters reminds us that letter-writing is dying fast - 17th May
 * Children have a lot to learn about the consequences of knife crime, and school is the best place to start - Barry Mizen is an inspiration for refusing to dwell on punishment after the murder of his son - 10th May
 * Care homes? You'd get better treatment at Travelodge - According to the law, mistreating a dog is a more serious crime than abusing care-home residents - 3rd May
 * Not all of us want children, but there are some people who are too frightened even to talk about it - I don’t miss having kids. Men are far more demanding - 26th April
 * Life expectancy guidance? You can shove it, Mr Webb – I'll be having fun until the day I die - There are all sorts of obvious failings in this proposal - 19th April
 * New Culture Secretary Sajid Javid is just another career politician – couldn’t we have found someone who really cares about the Arts? - No wonder the public is angry about the way those in power look after themselve - 12th April
 * Are e-cigarettes really that much safer than smoking tobacco? I’m not convinced - 5th April
 * If only more couples could be as honest as Gwyneth and Chris - Marriage is a practical solution to bringing up kids and finding companionship, but if it doesn’t work out, don’t beat yourself up - 29th March
 * Garden cities sound classless and lovely, but if they’re just an excuse to concrete over England, why bother with them? - George Osborne has promised £200m of investment to make Ebbsfleet work - 22nd March



Articles: 2009

 * politics and business turns off voters'' - Perhaps the PM should take a look at the furore surrounding Silvio Berlusconi - 10th June
 * 'Jeopardy' – television's crack cocaine'' - I only watched the last 10 minutes of Britain's Got Talent, and even that tiny bit of blood sport made me feel guilty - 3rd June
 * be a lousy MP – and so would Esther'' - Esther means well, but she's hopelessly under-qualified to enter parliament - 20th May
 * to give the rich a dose of reality'' - Elizabeth Hurley refers to "civilians". We might prefer "them and us". Events of the past few days reinforce the notion that two parallel versions of life co-exist in modern Britain - 13th May
 * least politics is brightened up by the Berlusconis'' - It's seconds out in the battle between Silvio Berlusconi and his long-suffering wife Veronica - 6th May
 * don't want MPs lecturing us'' - The Tories have appropriated the word "thrift" to describe the way forward - 29th April
 * don't deserve their summer hols'' - Do you know of any other job that pays as well (£64,700) for so few hours and offers twice as much time off as most workers in the UK get? - 22nd April
 * we all need to stop worrying and start talking'' - We've turned into a nation of worriers - 15th April
 * smooth and very sweet but very far from innocent'' - Smoothie makers just like Coca-Cola - 8th April
 * art has become a vile pollutant'' - We are busy constructing the follies of our age - 1st April
 * lost sight of what bravery really means'' - Is "brave" the most over-used word in the English language? - 25th March
 * back ration books – for booze'' - We could pay a minimum price, and there would be a thriving black market for those determined to drink to excess - 18th March
 * be relieved when charade ends'' - Nothing illustrates the patronising attitude of the BBC more graphically than its hijacking of charitable causes - 11th March
 * good tantrum can be better than diplomacy'' - anger is now being re-evaluated. A 44-year study by psychiatrists in the US looked at the careers of 800 people, and concluded that anger helped people rise to the top, provided it was expressed in a positive way - 4th March
 * decided not to eat the sad, rubbery food I was given'' - A piece bemoaning poor food and service in some British restaurants brought an impassioned response from our readers - 3rd March
 * can't I get a decent meal out?'' - A new kind of cuisine is flourishing – cheap fast food - 25th February
 * older fathers who need morality lessons'' - I cannot see that one 13-year-old father is proof that we’re morally bankrupt - 18th February
 * delusion...'' - ... It's an open and shut case - 11th February (See: Suicide police chief's work 'not affected by 38 liaisons')
 * wanted real news, not pretty pictures'' - Give the BBC a snowstorm and they seem more concerned with pictures than real information - 4th February
 * wrong with the idea of GPs?'' - It's right that the NHS should look at ways of improving its impact on the environment - 28th January
 * have more real people like Ken'' - Ken Clarke, like Vince Cable, is a chap totally at ease with himself - 21st January
 * is potty to lose our true arts heritage'' - 7th January



Articles: 2008

 * advice you can safely ignore'' - Can I suggest lying in bed watching repeats of Midsomer Murders? - 30th December 2008
 * Amis is right about the elderly'' - Amis reckons the class system has disappeared and been replaced by a rigid hierarchy in which the young will resent being made to pay for the over-60s. Amis predicts a civil war between the generations. Is he joking? - 24th December 2008
 * do we stop men feeling inadequate?'' - We obsess about our appearance and feel inadequate at work, but research proves men feel the same - 10th December 2008
 * does not always know best'' - One of the most sensitive subjects for writers is the mother-daughter relationship - 3rd December 2008
 * is nothing compared to the 1940s'' - Christmas has come early for some citizens, according to the Chancellor - 26th November 2008
 * always knows best?'' - What damage do you have to inflict on a child – and for how long – to be deemed an unfit mother? - 19th November 2008
 * fear 'Healthy Towns' are just another fad'' - 12th November 2008
 * Clarkson and John Prescott'' - Two dinosaurs, two outdated world-views - 5th November 2008
 * like Russell Brand thrive in the macho culture of the airwaves'' - Fines, sackings and investigations can't alter a culture - 29th October 2008
 * prize snobs have lost the plot'' - The British publishing industry is the last bastion of true snobbishness - 15th October 2008
 * growth industry that is now obesity'' - 8th October 2008
 * local TV if you want to know what's happening'' - 1st October 2008
 * slide into despair shames us all'' - 24th September 2008
 * the doom and gloom – this is a golden age for art in Britain'' - 18th September 2008
 * man who is tired of Damien Hirst...'' - So Robert Hughes thinks Damien Hirst's work is absurd and nothing more than clever marketing - 11th September 2008
 * in life are important too'' - 4th September 2008
 * Get these fake police officers off our streets'' - 28th August 2008
 * Sex tourism blitz is just opportunist'' - The media circus surrounding Gary Glitter is not only confined to the antics of an ex-rock star pursued by reporters. Jacqui Smith, the Home Secretary, was obscenely quick off the mark to cash in on what probably seemed like a great PR opportunity - 21st August 2008
 * I'm innocent. So the police have no right to keep my DNA on file - 31st July 2008
 * 'Healers' on the run – with your money - 24th July 2008
 * A dignified death at home is a human right - 17th July 2008
 * Sorry, Sir Stuart, but it's not 'our' M&S - 10th July 2008
 * Knife crime's real perpetrators: parents - 3rd July 2008
 * A prima facie case of floundering by Brown - 26th June 2008
 * A hair-raising price for being too honest - 19th June 2008
 * If this is 'care', then I hope I'll never need it - 5th June 2008
 * I could run a railway better than this... - 22nd May 2008
 * We're ready to rise up against eco-towns - 15th May 2008
 * Deep in rural England, fresh fields for the BNP - 8th May 2008
 * So what chance did Karen ever have? - 17th April 2008
 * Shame on those who ganged up on Harriet - 3rd April 2008
 * Why should MPs get special treatment? - 27th March 2008
 * Welcome to Botswana – the sanitised version - 20th March 2008
 * You've got the wrong target, Margaret - 6th March 2008
 * But would you want to live in an eco-town? - 28th February 2008
 * No wonder there are so many sick notes - 21st Febraury 2008
 * The rich must resolve the paradox of London - 14th February 2008
 * Hooray for Henry? Not bloody likely... - 7th February 2008
 * Dignity is the right of every NHS patient - 31st January 2008
 * Cooking needs time. So does teaching it... - 24th January 2008
 * Why I hate the beauty business (Or why life's too short to spend £100 on face cream) - Saturday 19th January 2008
 * There's no big secret about Burrell's flaws - 17th January 2008
 * No film will reveal the truth about Maddy - 10th January 2008
 * How can we teach the merits of thrift? - 3rd Jauary 2008



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Articles: 2015

 * There's one tax system for the rich, and one for the rest of us - I once worked in a tax office. It was chaos - 15th February



Articles: 2014

 * Changes to domestic abuse laws, a fright at the opera and modern manners - 9th March
 * Why support railways but not the next generation? - There’s no room for complacency because new job opportunities are going to the over-25s - 2nd March
 * The Co-op's lost plot, specs for snoopers, lessons in domestic service - I wish it would stop agonising about whether to support political parties and focus on its core business - 23rd February
 * Our beautiful scars, dead-drunk kids and radical porcelain - We urgently need to reset our definitions of female beauty before any more young girls are brainwashed - 16th February
 * Women in the House, driverless Tube trains and all-year schools - Has feminism stalled? I've complained before that politics doesn't reflect the real world, and the antics at last week's PMQs show that nothing has changed - 9th February
 * Healthy cities: How can architects and planners get us moving if we ignore warnings from doctors? - In future, our buildings will have to be more holistic and less about architects' egos - 2nd February
 * First jobs are boring, repetitive and badly paid - most school-leavers just want to be famous - You need to start at the bottom to work your way up to the top, but most kids don't seem to realise that - 26th January
 * Being First Lady is a pointless non-job, unlike painting MPs - The post-holder is unelected and wields no power - there isn’t a similar role for men - 18th January
 * Sugar addiction, schooling and the pleasures of old gems - Ordering manufacturers to reduce sugar content is hopeless, they will find other ways to keep us addicted - 12th January
 * Human blindness, bad education and outdated gongs - I celebrated my birthday last week, cooking a feast and eating it with friends - 5th January



Articles: 2013

 * Supermarket sweep, BBC 'news', choral craze, music scandal - On a £212 shop last week I got exactly £2.50 off with a MyWaitrose loyalty card – pathetic - 22nd December
 * Mike Tyson is an appalling role model but I thought we were a country that gave people a second chance - He has served his sentence and has spent a lot of time trying to change his way - 15th December
 * Family additions, fond farewells and the pleasures of tweeting - I am optimistic for Alice and Owen; their old age will be a damn sight better than that of most pensioners today - 8th December
 * Older – not necessarily wiser as pensioners who still work take drugs at the weekends - Will older people start behaving like teenagers? - 24th November
 * Ageism is a problem but John McCririck's just spoilt - I have no sympathy with telly presenters pleading victimisation. It sucks - 17th November
 * Private gains from public sector - Mark Byford clearly feels wounded by media and parliamentary criticism after the scale of his BBC payoff emerged this summer - 10th November
 * Affairs at work? Not worth it! - After Paul Hollywood confessed to an affair, his wife, while maintaining a dignified silence, filed for divorce - 3rd November
 * Turn up the heat on this silly energy advice - Every public health body should donate a large percentage of their budget towards installing free insulation in the homes of the eldest and the poorest - 27th October
 * Choice is simply code for class - Why has the NHS become like an airline or a train operator, when it should be providing a uniform top service for a classless Britain? - 20th October
 * Revenge can't erase the past - If Tracey Connelly is attacked now that she has been freed from prison, it will cost the state money and won't bring back her dead child - 13th October
 * Oi, Dave, get these kids a job - Cameron unveiled an extra £20m to be spent on traineeships of just six months. These aren't real jobs but work-experience - 6th October
 * David Cameron has a women problem - Poll after poll shows they are deserting the Tories, and when interviewed by Red magazine, the PM managed to shoot himself in the foot - 29th September
 * Free school meals are a no-brainer - More than two years ago I begged the Government to make school dinners compulsory for all - 22nd September
 * Kids need time more than tests - UK is slipping down the academic achievement tables in maths, science and reading, compared with countries where kids have two more years’ play than ours - 15th September
 * Women die for lack of better drugs - A mammogram is a horrible way to torture women to find out if they have breast cancer - 8th September
 * The Church's grey men are out of touch - Repent isn't a word we use much. It's not as fashionable as "sorry" - 1st September
 * Joblessness begins with bad bosses - I don't accept that the reason why 1.09 million young people are unemployed is because they are lazy and unfocused - 25th August
 * My will can fix political funding - Traditional political parties are an anachronism, organisations which are dying a slow but predictable death as we increasingly realise that they have little to offer - 18th August
 * Fine dining is only for fusspots - I'm a decent cook but my presentation tends towards the homely rather than the faux-artistic - 11th August
 * Goodbye, to architect and designer David Collins - every time I went to dinner at any of my favourite restaurants, I was reminded why he was a genius - 21st July
 * What's so wrong with marriage? - I would like to see it rebranded, because children whose parents live together may suffer when relationships break down - 14th July
 * Pouring our cash down the plughole - I won't be putting a timer on my shower until the Energy Saving Trust saves us money by putting itself into liquidation - 7th July
 * The public's money pays for silence - The BBC has spent £28m in the last eight years ensuring that people who leave will not speak out - 23rd June
 * More towns should do a Margate - The seaside resort did not need Mary Portas - it got funds for a gallery that attracts local people and visitors - 2nd June
 * The bravery of women shames men - Ingrid Loyau-Kennett engaged a man holding a meat cleaver in conversation until police arrived - 26th May
 * Eight weeks in prison does not make Chris Huhne and Vicky Pryce instant experts - Huhne can't come up with any magic solutions for helping prisoners - 19th May
 * Cheaper childcare is the only way - Childcare minister Liz Truss hopes childminders will reduce their costs - but she can't guarantee it - 12th May
 * Let's have more Tories like Sarah Wollaston - David Cameron has to start to listen to mouthy women like Dr Sarah Wollaston MP - 5th May
 * Who will close the tax loopholes? - The Prime Minister wants EU leaders to unite against global companies who evade tax - 28th April
 * For once, we were all in it together - Baroness Thatcher's funeral united people who normally loathe each other - 21st April
 * Being a pop star is no job for dolts - While North Korea threatens war, the South offers the world a chance to party - 14th April
 * Our young need jobs, not crass TV - A million young people are unemployed, but Hilary Devey's new television series won't be of much use in their search for work - 7th April
 * Sibling harmony is a rare skill - I never thought I'd feel sympathy for geeky David Miliband, but I do - 30th March
 * Let's build our houses for the way we live now - George Osborne's attempts to solve our housing crisis are heading in the same direction as Parliament's attempts to hijack press freedom – destined for the pending tray, criticised on all sides as unhelpful and unworkable - 24th March
 * Booze tax? I'll drink to that... - Faced with open warfare from his own party on two fronts, regulation of the press and proposals to impose a minimum price per unit on booze, is Cameron in the last chance saloon? - 17th March
 * Better a full life than an endless one - Humans live longer than ever before, and some of the richest people on the planet are pouring their wealth into avoiding the one event no one can avoid, no matter what we have in the bank – death - 10th March
 * Every little helps Tesco, but not us - After the horse meat scandal, the food retailer has placed apologetic ads in national newspapers - 3rd March
 * The BBC must hack away the slack - After the ghastly revelations of the past months – sexual perversion emerging on an unprecedented scale, which took place over many years right under the noses of a management more concerned with protecting themselves than any victims – it's hard to believe the BBC still hasn't learnt the basic rules of PR - 24th February
 * Let Harry Styles be the people's philosopher - 17th February
 * Low-level bickering is healthy - When a marriage deteriorates into a war, is revenge appropriate? - 10th February
 * Wacky ways to spot a true Brit - What are the values that define a plucky Brit? - 3rd February
 * Poverty is exploited by food giants - I have sinned. The other night I ate a mackerel - 27th January
 * High streets don't need chain stores - What a load of bilge has been spouted over the demise of Blockbuster, Jessops and HMV - 20th January
 * Leave me out of this Bowiemania - 13th January
 * Corny PSY fixes my new year blues - The porky South Korean entertainer marks a new phenomenon - upbeat, relentlessly cheerful, cheesy and ironic - 6th January



Articles: 2012

 * Stop buying – and punish greedy firms - Were you pleased to receive that unexpected Christmas present from Starbucks - 9th December
 * Raise booze prices to save lives - By nature I'm a libertarian - 2nd December
 * Get the BBC back to basics, Tony - In a nutshell, the BBC is funded by us, and that money is to educate, inform and entertain us. It's that simple. We want to turn on our radios and our televisions and get product - 25th November
 * Back to basics for the BBC - Why not start at the very beginning, just like Maria in The Sound of Music? - 18th November
 * Politicians beware! It's live TV - Television can make or break a politician - 11th November
 * Why The Pink List is a cut above - Are lists important? - 4th November
 * The BBC's mismanagement of the Savile crisis makes it even harder to defend - It seems like in the BBC the higher you claw your way up, the less you have to interact with the people making the stuff that drives the whole operation - 27th October
 * Stuck on the long road to equality - Has feminism had its day? - 21st October
 * A vote at 16 would pep up politics - Vote for the Tories and Cameron promises they will help us to achieve our full potential - 14th October
 * Sexual favours were a way of life at the BBC - The Corporation must launch a serious inquiry and ask key members of staff why they tolerated Jimmy Savile's behaviour for so long - 7th October
 * Kelvin and the people of Liverpool - For 23 years, the former Sun editor Kelvin MacKenzie says he feels he has suffered unfairly for writing an offensive front page at the time of the Hillsborough disaster - 30th September
 * We all have nipples. Get over it - It's been a big news week for breasts. The Duchess of Cambridge stupidly took her top off - 23rd September
 * Don't fuss, Nick – we're all bigots - Nick Clegg was forced into a clumsy climbdown last week when a press release issued by his office..... - 16th September
 * Save us from these Big Idea Tories - No wonder most of the electorate despises politicians - 9th September
 * Frankie's not daring, he's just dull - Do disabled people want or need Frankie Boyle to make jokes on their behalf? - 2nd September
 * Better a quick death than a painful life - Tony Scott was a lovely bloke in a town full of creeps, and generous to his crews - 26th August
 * B is for Boris – and other rude words - Boris Johnson wasn't part of the team that won London the Olympics, but the past few weeks have clearly gone to his head - 19th August
 * Let's turn our neets into spads - Twenty years ago, only 20 MPs had never worked outside politics. Today that figure has leapt to 90 - 22nd July
 * Charities should just say no - Using their unearned wealth to back worthy causes made the Rausings feel useful - 15th July
 * My recipe for health – and it's free - How can something as fundamental as providing children with lunch be a political issue? - 8th July
 * Agassi's tennis boot camp woes - Andre's miserable years as a teenager at Nick Bollettieri's tennis camp - 1st July
 * Teach our kids a useful trade or two - We pretend that by lumping kids of different intellectual levels together that the least able will succeed - 24th June
 * Fake Britain at the heart of Olympics - I love the British countryside and spend every minute I can walking in it in all weathers - 17th June
 * Ed's idea of England has lost its way - The 'make-do and mend' spirit that got us through the last war is truly English - 10th June
 * Tourism begins at home - Do we need millions of foreign visitors arriving on our shores? - 3rd June
 * A woman's right to choose HRT - No minister has apologised to the millions of women whose lives they blighted - 27th May
 * A wedding day should be a gay day - Marriage is pretty unattractive to many straight people. We don't get tax breaks, and our political leaders (apart from Cameron) are too wet to stick up for it - 20th May
 * No lipstick? Glasses? It's just politics - When Hillary Clinton says she's no longer bothered about the way she looks, I don't believe her - 13th May
 * Job sharing divides work more fairly - Wouldn't Britain run a lot more smoothly if every citizen was handed a lethal pill at 75? Compulsory death – there's a lot to be said for it - 29th April
 * Kids... sit up, scrub up and buckle down - There's an easy way to tell when a government is deep in the brown stuff: every day it makes self-important statements designed to divert attention from a catastrophic loss of direction - 22nd April
 * Jesus didn't say you get a generous tax break thrown in - Every day, I'm asked to support a charitable cause – to do a funny drawing, send a signed book, go on a group walk, donate a pair of specs or a frock. Sadly, it rarely involves just sticking my hand in my pocket - 15th April
 * Nobody has a stake in Britain until they have grafted too - The findings of the report into the causes behind last summer's riots fell back on that over-used piece of political jargon, the term "stakeholder" - 1st April
 * ‘Freedom of choice’ means nothing in a class-ridden society - George Osborne's Budget – a complex set of financial imperatives painstakingly designed to take sickly Britain Plc a tiny, faltering step down to the road to solvency – has opened another bout of class warfare - 25th March
 * The police must shape up, knuckle down, and change - Calls for reform, from filing to fitness, have hit the rigid mindset that blights a once proud service - 18th March
 * Marriage is dying, but let gay couples have it, all the same - If marriage were a car, it would be heading for the scrapyard - 11th March
 * Kate's dry bar visit is on trend – binge drinking is old hat - She's patron of Action on Addiction, and the idea behind the Brink is to make having a night out without alcohol as fun as the alternative when you get slaughtered - 19th February
 * We can help women into paid work, but where are the jobs? - Steve Hilton, Dave Cameron's "blue sky thinker" might be parodied online and mocked for his ghastly taste in casual wear, but I'll give him credit for one thing – persuading the PM to attend a get-together last week with the heads of the Nordic Baltic countries - 12th February
 * We're being told to holiday in Britain. This is my reply ... - 5th February
 * Why Gingrich scares the party establishment - If the former speaker of the house slips past Mitt Romney to become presidential candidate, that will spell disaster for Republicans - 29th January
 * The BBC is like the Titanic – going down fast - When Mark Thompson steps down as director- general of the BBC after the Olympics, who should replace him and what should they earn? - 29th January
 * They pile in to damn Sir Fred's gong, but what will it change? - Politicians are jumping over each other to demand that the disgraced former RBS chief Fred "the Shred" Goodwin should be stripped of his knighthood - 22nd January
 * Looks do count, Ed, but it's conviction that voters like most - Sadly he exudes desperation, and that's never an appealing quality in any man - 15th January
 * Bin those useless self-help books and tuck in to a pie - January is traditionally the month of deep self-loathing - 8th January



Articles: 2011

 * The royal liggers should stick around in hard-up Britain - Buckingham Palace has a terrible sense of timing. As the latest figures show unemployment reaching the highest level for 17 years, one group of plucky Brits can look forward to a spot of sun and fun in 2012 - 18th December
 * Most Britons' idea of exercise is reaching for their Dairy Milk - I guarantee that the one sport we'll win gold medals at in 2012 is loafing. We'll excel at lounging on a sofa staring at a screen, one hand around a jumbo bar of Dairy Milk, the other resting by a can of fizzy liquid - 11th December
 * Let's sober up – and stand up to booze industry bullies - It's that time of year again – pubs and pizzerias full of gurning office workers wearing paper hats and pulling crackers, downing house plonk by the bucket load, all in the name of seasonal good cheer - 5th December
 * We are more unkind and callous, and yet everyone's in tears - Ed Balls blubs – not because more black boys rot in jail than attend our leading universities – but at the price of a pot on Antiques Roadshow - 27th November
 * Creating fear is this brutal government's idea of a policy - Around 9pm on Wednesday, a police helicopter hovered a few hundred feet over my home (next to sheltered housing for the elderly) in central London - 13th November
 * Dear Bob Diamond... - I was thrilled you've finally realised that you and your high-earning pals are the single most reviled group of "workers" in the UK. Maybe it's because you make huge amounts of money by the click of a mouse and profit by other people's debts, while the rest of us think that work is something that involves an activity, a physical or mental effort, an interaction with a reality rather than an inspired gamble - 6th November
 * Women must look after themselves, not rely on the law - Clare Wood met George Appleton on Facebook... - 30th October
 * Yes choose our friends, we don't control them - We're constantly being told that modern society is full of lonely singletons - 16th October
 * We pack all our troubles into cake, corn and nostalgia - Dave Cameron's big speech last week sounded more like a dog's dinner to me - 9th October
 * 'Songs of Praise': top programme, shame about the church - The world's longest-running religious series celebrates its 50th birthday today - 2nd October
 * Treating visitors to Britain like idiots is far from GREAT - How to solve Britain's much publicised problems? - 25th September
 * It's jobs for the boys, and cheese and wine for the girls - Hungry for power, Dave was keen to woo us, chatting away on Mumsnet, ensuring he was photographed taking his kids to school, helping out in the kitchen. Come election time, repulsed by Gordon Brown's macho infighting, we fell for the propaganda – and millions of Tory and Lib Dem female voters were reassured when Dave said his government would be the "most family friendly ever" - 18th September
 * fall to Tesco is yet another victory for the bland'' - Well done, Tesco! Your masterplan for total domination of the UK is complete - 11th September
 * There's more to school than learning how to obey orders - Are soldiers the right people to teach unruly kids? - 4th September
 * justice should not be about revenge - even against looters'' - The images of gangs of hoodies smashing up shops and looting made me feel ashamed of my country, but the testosterone-fuelled response of our leaders was equally cringe making - 28th August
 * class imprisoned by tribalism, lack of work and filthy food'' - How do we stop the riots happening again? I agree with Iain Duncan Smith that locking young people up is no solution and exposes them to career criminals - 21st August
 * blame the looters...'' - ... blame our hypocritical leaders - 14th August
 * The one where best mates desert each other'' - Gosh, I'm pleased I've never made Rebekah Brooks' Christmas card list. I'm proud I wasn't one of the ladies invited to Sarah Brown's slumber parties at Chequers - 17th July
 * 'NOTW' habit was as addictive as crack'' - According to Mr Cameron, 'we have all been in this together – the press, the politicians and leaders of all parties' - 10th July
 * rather shop with my mouse than with Mary Portas'' - I've never had much time for the self-important utterances of our Speaker's wife, but when Sally Bercow failed to find much sympathy for struggling retailers on Twitter, she hit on an uncomfortable truth - 3rd July
 * go overboard when it comes to choosing a school'' - Don't you love the way alleged socialists justify their biggest act of hypocrisy? - 26th June
 * scapegoating our parents, you spineless politicos'' - I can't think of any job tougher than being a parent in modern Britain - 19th June
 * of life care is a disgrace...'' - ... I, for one, am staying home - 12th June
 * risk all...'' - ... while the chiefs do nothing - 5th June
 * giving sector is a mess – and that's being charitable'' - David Cameron wants us to give more to charity – an admirable goal most of us would endorse - 29th May
 * be honest – there are far worse things than adultery'' - My goodness, is there something in the water? Open a newspaper, turn on the radio or the television and it's impossible to avoid middle-aged, successful men caught with their pants down - 22nd May
 * is home to the dull and dysfunctional – I'll never join'' - 15th May
 * markets don't need royalty'' - The first post-wedding picture of our future Queen was taken in the car park of Waitrose in Anglesey - 8th May
 * monarchy at play...'' - ... it's the greatest show on earth - 1st May
 * spring-cleaning my brain, so those celebrities must go'' - A glorious Easter weekend is a perfect opportunity to do some spring-cleaning - 24th April
 * the men at the top please stop their snivelling, and work?'' - What happened to the stiff upper lip? - 10th April
 * Ed believe in marriage...'' - ... or is he merely canvassing? - 3rd April
 * BBC should ignore us, and just make programmes'' - We will pay the same licence fee until 2016, but what can we expect in return? - 27th March
 * is a nasty fantasy...'' - ... The truth is far more interesting - 20th March
 * last, the perfect job for Andrew ... He can be a dummy'' - The Queen, not known for talking intimately with her children, will be desperately hoping that someone can come up with a suitably face-saving solution to the Andrew problem - 13th March
 * Bollocks...'' - ... the lingo that wastes cash and costs lives - 6th March
 * only quotas will do women justice'' - The time has come for the blokes who run business in this country to change the way they operate - 27th February
 * is to health what Clarkson is to road safety'' - Perhaps PM can rein in his cocky Health Secretary - 20th February
 * to the rescue as Gove betrays our schools'' - The Secretary of State for Education has a serious problem on his hands - 12th February
 * link with alcohol is driving me to drink...'' - Friday wasn't a good day for feeling positive... - 6th February
 * mind the old and ill...'' - ... protect the sacred wheelie bin - 30th January
 * should teach the three Rs: reading, writing and reality'' - Politicians made young people so many promises... - 23rd January
 * cheers for Miriam...'' - ... but the BBC won't change - 16th January
 * Downstairs is being lived out in 21st-century Britain'' - Will William and Kate do their own ironing and dusting? - 2nd January



Articles: 2010

 * then men think they're irresistible'' - Mr Cable is a very vain man – why else would he be on Strictly? - 26th December
 * women at the top?'' - Prospects for women will only improve if they are represented in the boardroom - 19th December
 * now can thank my generation'' - Women in their twenties can now claim there's no glass ceiling - 12th December
 * we can travel in space, why are our trains at a standstill?'' - I'd never heard of the mysterious 'third rail' until last Thursday - 5th December
 * the Maria Callas of our times! Gillian's got it taped'' - This year's 'I'm a Celebrity...' is the best modern drama around - 28th November
 * with my GP's practice, Mr Lansley? Over my dead body!'' - Andrew Lansley is fast shaping up as my least favourite government minister - 21st November
 * a leading expert on mothers-in-law'' - My heart sank read ing the excruciating 'open letter' my pal Gordon Ramsay decided to 'send' his mother-in-law - 14th November
 * to invade our privacy make Street View look discreet'' - I thought the point of an Information Commissioner was to protect rights - 31st October
 * mustn't make a profit out of a peat bog'' - Be vigilant – some of our most precious assets are at risk as a result of Mr Osborne wielding the axe - 24th October
 * workers to give up their jobs is bad housekeeping'' - If I get a nasty tax bill and have to cut back on my spending, there are obvious, if unpleasant, measures - 17th October
 * don't have time for Big Society'' - The problem with Dave's concept is the basic assumption that we've got the time to get involved - 10th October
 * costly games are all about ego...'' - ... they do nothing for sport - 3rd October
 * machinists led the way, but it's still a man's world'' - The cheery British film Made in Dagenham (opening 1 October) tells the true story of 187 female machinists who went on strike at the giant Ford motor factory in Dagenham in 1968 - 19th September
 * Rooney's Juicy Jeni so different from Belle de Jour?'' - Why be so judgemental about a pretty girl's lifestyle option - 12th September
 * Blair's boastful journey'' - Once, we took journeys to work, school, get the shopping or claim benefit - 5th September
 * boomers can't retire...'' - ... they need the money - 15th August
 * been crass, but what did we expect?'' - In her case, does an undisputed commitment to charitable causes balance glaring personality defects? - 8th August
 * 'fat', and stop the nation eating itself to death'' - If I call you fat, is it kind or cruel? - 1st August
 * disaffection that created Moat is what matters'' - Walk around some city streets and you sense low-level aggression - 18th July
 * C of E will die if it shuts out gays and women'' - Our church seems to be turning into a club I'm not sure I want to be part of - 11th July
 * choice not fit for school lunch menus'' - If you're poor you'll live 10 years less than someone from the middle classes - 4th July
 * not sex and booze, makes winners'' - I used to be addicted to Wimbledon; now I can't stand the mental torture - 27th June
 * blueprint for a better, cheaper, health service'' - What kind of National Health Service do you want? We're the rarely-consulted consumers, the front-line fodder for the NHS – but this cash-eating monolith (which gobbles up a sixth of all public spending) appears to operate to please its bureaucrats rather than the patient - 20th June
 * need parents, not a state nanny'' - Kids who are socially adept have parents who take an interest in them - 13th June
 * media turn tragedy into a spectacle'' - Cumbria killings resulted in a tidal wave of voyeurism fuelled by modern media - 6th June
 * find Fergie a job to do...'' - ... and save her from herself - 30th May
 * – every bit of brand promotion helps'' - Why has our biggest retailer suddenly been stricken with a social conscience? - 23rd May
 * cynics scoff...'' - ... a can-do Cabinet may pull it off - 16th May
 * as usual...'' - ... very few women, far too many men - 9th May
 * years on: Who's the heir to Blair's lair?'' - Janet Street-Porter: Islington South used to be a safe Labour seat. Our writer, a local resident, went to watch the three leading candidates in action and found that even here, the world has moved on - 25th April
 * insists we're all equal. The cheek of it!'' - I'm always up for a party – isn't that what we Brits are really good at? Celebrating, doing things to excess, having fun - 18th April
 * blow for justice...'' - ... if you're after the goldfish vote - 4th April
 * showing off is bringing our country to a halt'' - Life is full of unexpected small pleasures. Last Friday, listeners to Radio Four's Today programme were granted a 24-carat nugget to treasure. Geoff Hoon – one of the most pompous prats I've encountered – squirmed, grovelled and, finally, apologised! It was a historic moment - 28th March
 * is great in the UK...'' - ... as long as you are a bat - 21st March
 * cheers for Generation Y'' - Lucy Neville-Rolfe of Tesco is one of a handful of bosses who seem to delight in denigrating young people - 14th March
 * poverty, not polygamy, that kills'' - I've never met Sally Bercow, but my nickname for this self-important female is an abbreviation of her - 7th March
 * doctor says looks don't count...'' - ... it didn't hurt her... - 28th February
 * are obsessed by class...'' - ... We just want nice trains - 21st February
 * should know the food on their plate'' - One in four kids under the age of 16 thinks that bacon comes from sheep - 14th February
 * cashing in on fine art...?'' - ... The banks, of course - 7th February
 * 999 call is a call for help...'' - ... Pity the police don't know - 31st January
 * a price rise will stop booze culture'' - Why are politicians so feeble about tackling alcohol abuse? - 24th January



Articles: 2009

 * best birthday present...'' - ... grown-up women on TV - 27th December
 * to rescue British politics?'' - ... Give me a break - 20th December
 * your perks that define your status'' - The Tories pledge they will cut ministers' pay by 5 per cent, but that's not enough - 13th December
 * kids can't read, how do they get a job?'' - Who's right? Last week, Ofsted delivered a report which claimed that around a third of our schools are substandard - 29th November
 * internet is no place to fight a general election'' - Has the level of political debate really come to this? - 22nd November
 * are not heroines...'' - ... They are professionals - 15th November
 * - they still don't get it, do they?'' - What a bunch of whingers... and the women are worst of all - 8th November
 * it, Martin – Katie sells books...'' - ... and you don't - 1st November
 * sex roles betray women'' - On the face of it, Nicole Kidman would seem to be a rum choice to be talking about violence against women - 25th October
 * calls its big sites 'towns'...'' - ... I call them monopolies - 18th October
 * woman's place is on the platform'' - Bright women should be in power, not simpering at their men - 11th October
 * is now dolled up as the supermissus'' - Forget WAGs: there is a new female royalty - 4th October
 * to death – why did no one listen?'' - Her story is so distressing that it makes me wonder what kind of neighbours lived in her street - 27th September
 * slimmer Auntie is more attractive'' - The BBC is now the bloated institution every politician wants to castrate - 20th September
 * Turing, shameful abuse of gays goes on'' - It's become fashionable for politicians to say sorry – generally for events they have no control over - 13th September
 * cure for stress is not pills but saying 'No''' - Belatedly, the Government has announced that, along with alcohol and cigarettes, another highly popular and legal way of dealing with modern life's little difficulties is to be sold with a prominent health warning - 6th September
 * is no place for kids who need skills'' - When 97 per cent of boys and 98 per cent of girls gain A-level passes (and more than a quarter receive an A grade), the argument about standards is over. The A-level is thoroughly debased - 23rd August
 * ye not, for it will not change the world'' - Never mind the twitterati – and here, unusually, I agree with David Cameron – anyone suffering from the desire to communicate what they are doing or thinking every minute of the day in fewer than 140 characters is best described as a twat - 16th August
 * could fix things...'' - ... but the men won't budge - 9th August
 * mums are 'selfish', but older dads are studs ...'' - The death from cancer at 69 last week of the world's oldest mum produced some provocative headlines – and I suspect they were written by men - 19th July
 * kinds of sorry...'' - ... and I know which one I trust - 12th July
 * - More debts than knowledge'' - There's no point in getting a degree if you can't communicate your ideas - 5th July
 * BBC bosses take biscuit over pay'' - I can't waste energy getting worked up about BBC executives expenses - 28th June
 * rift at the heart of the debacle'' - I laughed when an MP moaned about the hypocrisy of journalists over expenses - 21st June
 * mums need to work...'' - ... but kids pay dearly - 14th June
 * markets lop a penny off...'' - ... then ring up millions - 7th June
 * is pointless for Baby P's mother'' - She snivelled, "by not being fully open with the social workers, I stopped them from being able to do a full job." - 24th May
 * course we're angry, but opting out is no answer'' - The BBC's Question Time was unforgettable television this week - 17th May
 * shopping is a drug, MPs need to go cold turkey'' - A year ago Gordon Brown lectured us on the evils of waste, and begged us to do our bit for the planet by throwing away less food. Sadly, he undermined his green message the next day when he boarded a privately chartered jet to the G8 summit in Japan (which had flown to London from Texas to pick him up, empty) and sat down to a six-course lunch followed by a dinner featuring 14 dishes - 10th May
 * Man is dead...'' - ... Women will swing the election - 3rd May
 * is a form of class warfare'' - As a nation we pride ourselves on our individuality – so why do we bully anyone who dares to be different? - 26th April
 * like a drink. Does that make me an alcoholic?'' - 19th April
 * was no saint, but he deserved better'' - Ian Tomlinson deserved some respect and understanding, and he clearly didn't get any that night - 12th April
 * women going to waste, while men talk'' - The tabloid headline said it all: "Sarah has a girls' night in while the boys talk business." In other words, it was situation normal in the world of politics: men make the real decisions while their womenfolk talk about doing good and bringing up the kids - 5th April
 * is fiddling while education goes up in smoke'' - Has there ever been a more useless chap in charge of education? - 29th March
 * don't we take to the streets over job losses?'' - Last week, the number of people out of work passed two million for the first time in 12 years, with workers in commercial businesses losing their jobs at the shocking rate of more than 20,000 a week. And how did the British people take these shocking figures last Wednesday? We settled down on our sofas to watch Orangutan Diary on BBC2, Nature's Great Events on BBC1 or Grand Designs on Channel 4. There's nothing like opting for a spot of mindless escapism when the shit hits the fan, is there? - 22nd March
 * love and 12 victims would have lived'' - Lack of self-respect and low self-esteem lie at the heart of this tragedy - 15th March
 * need older workers...'' - ... they know everything - 8th March
 * lose a child is agony – and the pain never goes'' - ‘My partner and I could not bear to be in the room when his disabled son died’ - 1st March
 * is good for you...'' - ... Just don’t expect to enjoy it - 22nd February
 * bells to wedding hell in one generation'' - Marriage couldn't be more unattractive – the number of us getting hitched has slumped to the lowest level since records began, 150 years ago. By next year, it's predicted that singletons will be in the majority - 15th February
 * was right to get the stupid celeb out of there'' -Carol Thatcher, martyr in the cause of free speech or dumb blonde? - 8th February
 * who's worst off in recession - women'' - Here's my advice on how to cope with the credit crisis: pour a drink and eat a bar of chocolate - 1st February
 * is for life...'' - ... it's not just about the DNA - 25th January
 * butterfly broken on a wheel'' - It's hard to think of Boy George as a butterfly, but try - 18th January
 * year we went green just shows what we can do'' - The only way to deal with rubbish is closer to home - 4th January

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Articles: 2008

 * in the souk is our new way to shop'' - Even Blair rearranged his schedule to be first through the door at the Armani sale - 28th December 2008
 * a bit rich – the church going on about wealth'' - How should we spend Christmas – make do and mend, or spend and be damned? The church and the state slugged it out last week, with the Archbishop of Canterbury claiming the moral high ground - 21st December 2008
 * Blighty – no dosh, and even less style'' - 14th December 2008
 * mother slips through the net'' - Everyone has an opinion about Karen Matthews - 7th December 2008
 * me put the wonder back into Woolies'' - My first job was in Woolworths, Shepherd's Bush, west London - 30th November 2008
 * are a nation of puritans now, not shopkeepers'' - 23rd November 2008
 * to shake our civil servants from their feather beds'' - 16th November 2008
 * can we find Britain's Barack Obama?'' - 9th November 2008
 * BBC is the biggest joke of all. Bring back Brand'' - 2nd November 2008
 * on the beat – indecency gets a slap on the wrist'' - 19th October 2008
 * fat cats, resign'' - Friday was grisly – markets in free fall, TV screens covered with red figures - 12th October 2008
 * Jamie deserves a seat at the high table'' - I realise that Jamie Oliver's not everyone's cup of tea - 5th October 2008
 * Sarah, you've just taken a step back for women'' - Suddenly you can't open a newspaper without seeing a picture of Sarah Brown - 28th September 2008
 * the banks are going under. At least we will always have Damien...'' - 21st September 2008
 * woman is an island, Mrs Palin'' - John McCain's running mate shares the dangerous tunnel vision of George Bush junior in her avoidance of foreign travel - 14th September 2008
 * have brains as well as babies, and they're going to waste'' - There is little more job equality than 30 years ago, and the number of female executives is declining. What went wrong? - 7th September 2008
 * Don't blame Kate. It's the fashionistas who love skinny models'' - Despite all the hand-wringing, nothing has been done to stop women starving themselves for the catwalk. It's all about money - 31st August 2008
 * up Gordon and Nick, you've no idea about the cost of living'' - 24th August 2008
 * Sugar and spice... why have our little girls turned sour? - Young women are becoming more violent in a bid for 'respect', but it's a lack of female role models, not alcohol, that's to blame - 3rd August 2008
 * Fat cats of the food industry only want us to eat more and more - The Government is wrong to turn to the giant manufacturers of junk meals for sponsorship of its campaign against obesity - 27th July 2008
 * Here's one way to reduce knife crime – look the other way - Thoughtful work done quietly at grassroots level will do more to help put wayward youths on track than screeching headlines - 20th July 2008
 * Equal in the eyes of God? Not in the Church of England - The howls of protest from conservatives that greeted the vote to allow women bishops contradict Christian teaching - 13th July 2008
 * Privacy is down the YouTube and real friends are history - Teenagers weaned on the instant gratification of the internet do not understand the dangers that lurk in its virtual world - 6th July 2008
 * A vision that will make slums of what's left of our rural heritage - Ministers can refuse to listen to architects, planners and builders on so-called 'eco towns', but the British public will not be ignored - 29th June 2008
 * Give lacklustre parents Asbos – not their children - Let's tackle anti-social behaviour with compulsory evening classes in running a home and raising a family - 22nd June 2008
 * David Davis is the new voice of the people - The maverick Tory is more in tune with popular feeling than 'insiders' think - 15th June 2008
 * When I was stalked, I got help. Where were the police for Arsema? - The police often think that women who attract a stalker start by encouraging the man. They are wrong, and dangerously so - 8th June 2008
 * The have-it-all days are over. We're back to austerity and thrift - Hard times are upon us, so we should rediscover the forgotten skills of patching, mending and growing our own vegetables - 25th May 2008
 * Eco-towns are just vandalism dressed up in a trendy green coat - Who wants new communities when thousands of existing houses stand empty? Even builders agree – government plans are potty - 18th May 2008
 * We've put the wrong Gordon in charge - While the PM's credibility plummets, the TV chef is the very model of self-belief - 11th May 2008
 * An army of choosy shoppers could see off greedy retailers - Voters care about life on their own doorsteps – the election results show that – and nothing beats the glow of buying locally - 4th May 2008
 * The bonkathon for Mayor is an insult to struggling parents - The press rakes over the affairs of Ken, Boris and Brian, but with little of the censure dished out to Shannon's mother Karen - 6th April 2008
 * Janet Street-Porter vs Boris Johnson - Editor-at-large Janet Street-Porter, born and bred a Londoner, tests the credentials of the Tory candidate for Mayor, Boris Johnson - 30th March 2008 (interview)
 * Let's give our so-called 'feral youth' a break - Demonising anyone under 21 does great harm – after all, the young are our future - 30th March 2008
 * A Good Friday bet is the oddest way yet to erase child poverty - The Government is big on ideas such as freedom and choice, but these have only pushed the working classes further into debt - 23rd March 2008
 * Women are rarely welcome in the police chaps' club - Machismo is still the norm in the force, as Michael Todd's case shows. Even in trouble, he was still 'one of the boys' - 16th March 2008
 * Hillary vs Barack is a thriller. Ken against Boris is just tawdry - In the US, the candidates galvanise and inspire. The contrast with London's mayoral rivals could hardly be more marked - 9th March 2008
 * Women, you can have it all – just not at the same time - Having a baby at 40 is increasingly the only sensible option for a growing band of educated wealthy southerners - 2nd March 2008
 * Don't blame the young: we're a nation of boozers - We should look to our own behaviour – not that of teenagers or pop stars – if we are to tackle the alcohol problem - 24th February 2008
 * Divorce British-style is a messy business - As the circus that is the McCartney-Mills break-up continues, it's almost worth wishing for the simpler, sharia version - 17th February 2008
 * Young, gifted... and ignored by Radio 4 - The BBC's main spoken word station fails to reflect the diversity of Britain – or even the variety in the white middle class - 10th February 2008
 * All aboard the MPs' gravy train for a tour of self-serving sleaze - We cannot keep paying our politicians to employ relatives on lavish salaries. Their marital harmony is not our problem - 3rd February 2008
 * Let adult fatties eat themselves to death. The kids we can save - If the Government really wants to tackle obesity, it should channel all its resources into getting the young fit and healthy - 27th January 2008
 * A few frocks on a red rug don't make a film industry - The Baftas are coming, but a bit of glitz and glamour can't disguise the fact that British cinema has little to celebrate - 20th January 2008
 * M&S has its USP – but it's not a value pack of underpants - Marks & Spencer carved out a niche for quality and that's where it's at home, not scrabbling to pile it high and sell it cheap - 13th January 2008
 * Just blog off. And take your self-promotion and cat flap with you - Whether the ramblings of the socially inept or the musings of the rich and powerful, most cyber-diaries are a feeble waste of time - 6th January 2008

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