Hugo Rifkind



Profile:
Full name: Hugo Rifkind

Area of interest: Politicians, celebrities and personalities

Journals: The Times

Email: [mailto:hugo.rifkind@thetimes.co.uk hugo.rifkind@thetimes.co.uk]

Website: TimesOnLine / Hugo Rifkind

Blog: The Big Brother Blog

Agent: PFD

Network: twitter.com "Hugo Rifkind"



Biography:
Education:

Career: Has written freelance for The Herald, The Sunday Times (Scotland), Evening Standard, The Daily Mail, PeopleNews.com, Sky Magazine, GQ. AS well as his diary column in The Times he is the official Times people watcher and a Big Brother addict

Viewpoints/Insight: BBC Radio 4 archive: [http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/womanshour/03/2006_31_fri.shtml What annoys men about women? ... and women about men?]

Controversy:

TV/Radio: Worked for BBC Radio Scotland and BBC London

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Advisory posts:

Speaking/Conferences:

Other: Son of Malcolm Rifkind, ex-Conservative Cabinet Minister



Books & Debate:


Latest work: Overexposure OCLC 77797184 / ISBN 1841958581, 2006

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Current debate: 

The Times:
Column remit: Politicians, celebrities and personalities

Section:

Role: Columnist

Pen-name:

Email: [mailto:hugo.rifkind@thetimes.co.uk hugo.rifkind@thetimes.co.uk]

Website: TimesOnLine / Hugo Rifkind

Commissioning editor:

Day published: Friday

Regularity: Weekly

Column format:

Average length:

see also: Notebook on Friday and My Week on Saturday



Articles: 2011

 * armchair revolutionaries call this peace'' - Maybe Julian Assange does deserve a prize. But not the one he’s been nominated for - 4th February
 * Tory-led government is like a bike led by, er, me'' - 25th January
 * Week: Ed Balls, according to Hugo Rifkind'' - 22nd January
 * the leakers were wrong about WikiLeaks'' - 18th January
 * want a TV career, David? Time to get real'' - I wonder if Mr Miliband knows what he’s letting himself in for - 11th January
 * we’ll be rubbish at building the Big Society'' - 4th January



Articles: 2010

 * be glad that Ulysses didn’t go to Wales'' - Unlike Mohammed Bellazrak, 72, who earned a mention in yesterday’s newspaper for his epic trip home to Wiltshire from Gatwick airport, I have never got so lost on a simple car journey that I have ended up spending three days in my car - 28th December
 * wait, won’t wait: the curse of modern life'' - Travel gone wrong always has a post-apocalyptic air - 21st December
 * that ‘nasty party’ label? It’s back'' - 14th December
 * policeman and a waiter – beyond the call of duty'' - 7th December
 * on, it’s not that bad sarf of the river'' - Is Brixton really as bad as crime-ridden South Africa? - 23rd November
 * speeches that might be made at the royal wedding'' - ‘But bruv! Where was I? Kate? Tidy piece, my man, tidy piece. I’m thrilled. Don’t mean to go on about it, but good pull’ - 20th November
 * stopping old ladies help security? Search me'' - 9th November
 * all get apoplectic about deer, rodents etc'' - There is a whole world of voices out there, all just itching to be shrill - 2nd November
 * me. It’s the red one I mustn’t press, right?'' - Ever lost something really important, on which the lives of billions depend? - 26th October
 * are worse things than dressing up as a Nazi'' - Exactly why such things are supposed to be so damaging and embarrassing, nobody seems quite sure - 12th October
 * film doesn’t see which way the wind blows'' - There are, I have often thought, three logically possible reasons why people who believe climate change to be a myth do so. They are either very clever, or very stupid or talking about something else - 5th October
 * Brother? We’ll miss him when he’s gone'' - CCTV surveillance just doesn’t seem to bother us any more - 28th September
 * custard with your grenade launcher?'' - It seems you can be to careful - 21st September
 * it really rational for atheists to be so nasty?'' - You know what bothers me about the most passionate advocates of atheism? Why they aren’t nicer - 14th September
 * my guilty secret? You’ll have to tell me'' - I have never sold drugs, committed adultery or put a cat in a bin - 7th September
 * Obama is one, then Muslim can’t mean Muslim'' - Notebook: here was a poll the other week showing that 18 per cent of Americans think that Barack Obama is a Muslim. I didn’t understand it at all - 31st August
 * bomb? I wouldn’t trust Iran with scissors'' - Notebook: unavoidably, when one writes about comments made in a language one doesn’t speak, one runs the risk of missing a vital nuance - 24th August
 * ain’t what they used to be. Hurrah'' - Notebook: But that’s because they were freaks and losers - 17th August
 * us all a vote in the Big Brother House of Lords'' - It’s the only way we will get interested in the most boring issue of our time - 3rd August
 * you publish sometimes you deserve to be damned'' - Transparency doesn’t always help you to see the full story - 27th July
 * rule of schooling: get a pile (or pile of dosh)'' - Getting your child privately educated relies on one of two essentials - 13th July
 * Ra for the Rasputin of radio. Not that we listen to it'' - As a man in his thirties who has been wearing roughly the same trainers for the past 17 years, I’m obviously pleased that the BBC has decided not to scrap 6 Music - 6th July
 * Brits have cold contempt for aircon'' - Notebook - 29th June
 * not that I don’t care about football. I just don’t care enough'' - Notebook - 15th June
 * Britain is singing a different song for Europe'' - It’s not that we are bad, it’s just a cunning plan to make them hate us less - 1st June
 * is a poor way to draw attention to intolerance'' - Something about these images of the Prophet makes me very uneasy - 25th May
 * secret’s safe with me — unless you own Facebook'' - Mark Zuckerberg has exposed the stark difference between public and private - 18th May
 * nothing? Go work in the City'' - If you’ve graduated in Anglo-Saxon and Norse, you’re qualified to sell tin mines - 11th May
 * Brit doesn’t know how to binge-drink'' - A financial adviser has disgraced us all in Las Vegas - 4th May
 * (whoever he is) says this is 5-star writing'' - Now I know the secret, I can get top rankings for all my work - 27th April
 * think the ash cloud’s a panic? Here’s a dusty answer'' - The volcano cloud is attracting the same sceptics who doubt climate change - 21st April
 * think the ash cloud’s a panic? Here’s a dusty answer'' - The volcano cloud is attracting the same sceptics who doubt climate change - 20th April
 * a gag is in bad taste, it’s our fault for laughing'' - What signals do we send out that make comedians think this might be OK? - 13th April
 * amazing Afrikaner – wrong about everything'' - Terre’Blanche was worse than a segregationalist. He was a supremacist - 6th April
 * Gordon Brown handle the real world, honestly?'' - Supermarkets, traffic wardens, house keys... the Prime Minister will struggle with everyday life after No 10 - 19th March
 * Manningham-Buller didn’t know about Barney?'' - She should have watched 24 to learn about torture - 12th March
 * Geldof’s a pain: but Live Aid changed everything'' - Why is it that everyone hates an aid worker? - 5th March
 * not crying for Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner'' - This idea that Argentina owns the Falklands is bonkers - 26th February
 * assassin was dressed to kill'' - I have a theory about Gail Folliard, the supposed killer of the Hamas boss ... -19th February
 * city that looks just like any other'' - West Bank Notebook - 12th February
 * are more annoying than believers'' - The Cherie Blair case makes me dislike the National Secular Society - 5th Februry
 * It’s an iThing leading to iFatigue'' - When you think you’ve got all the toys you want, along comes another one - 29th January
 * is it about Yanks and their trucks?'' - America leaves me completely baffled. It might just as well be Azerbaijan or Peru - 22nd January
 * Israeli diplomat from the school of Lord Sugar'' - Gossip should supposedly not affect our opinion of public figures. Actually it can be very helpful - 15th January
 * folly still takes my breath away'' - It isn’t just boredom that drives youngsters to get risky kicks - 8th January
 * to avoid next year’s hangover'' - How was last night? Good? Indifferent? Positively awful? If the last, I’m betting you are English, and were in England - 1st January



Articles: 2009

 * al-Megrahi paid his council tax?'' - This is not a job for East Renfrewshire Council - 18th December
 * need a view. Hoteliers don’t'' - There will always be awful people. But there’s no big lesson in that - 11th December
 * else to go? Why not try Iran?'' - Perhaps they held the yacht crew because they don’t have enough real tourists to lovebomb - 4th December
 * to the poor: go forth and don’t multiply'' - Sometimes don’t you just marvel at our gall? - 20th November
 * against Charles? Bonkers'' - Surely the good people of Quebec must have something better to do - 13th November
 * Parton: a living sculpture'' - Plastic surgery looks good when it’s not trying to be real - 6th November
 * a snap decision is not that easy'' - HobNob or cookie? Can anyone really name their favourite? - 23rd October
 * all hitched a ride on Adams’s coat-tails'' - Douglas Adams was a comedy genius and the first and best commentator - 16th October
 * refuse to freeze with the green Nimbys'' - The Kingsnorth protesters think they’ve won a victory. They haven’t - 9th October
 * are bullying Gordon Brown to mental collapse'' - We may regret our attitude to the Prime Minister once he’s gone - 2nd October
 * strange version of big tent politics'' - Finding somewhere in Manhattan for Muammar Gaddafi to pitch his enormous and egomaniacal Beduin tent can’t be fun - 25th September
 * a very long way from Gaza'' - Who gives a damn what the Fire Brigades Union thinks about it? - 18th September
 * US boycott would be good for Scotland'' - Americans can take their tourist dollars; what the country really needs is its freeeeedom, argues a Scottish-born writer - 15th September
 * failed terrorists a laughing matter?'' - British bombers aren't in a stricken war zone - 11th September
 * Brown – is he secretly normal?'' - There’s no doubt where we stand on Col Gaddafi. But the Prime Minister... - 4th September
 * the camp? What’s the real intent?'' - The climate change protesters haven’t thought this one through - 28th August
 * find me a city to fantasise about'' - No one will wax lyrical about catching the bus to Southampton or Swansea - 21st August
 * has my views on golf down to a tee'' - A war on the bourgeois sport? That’s my kind of president - 14th August
 * not funny, Brüno, if the joke’s on you'' - Is it me or is Sacha Baron Cohen disgustingly homophobic? - 31st July
 * did Old Dave turn into New Dave?'' - Look at the Bullingdon Club picture. And look at him today. How did it happen? - 24th July
 * 38,000ft up and nowhere to go'' - I had something pretty close to a panic attack when the doors closed on the outward flight - 17th July
 * robbery. And that’s official'' - They’re the biggest, meanest bunch of organised crooks from WC1 to N3. They go by the moniker of 'Camden Council' - 3rd July
 * tanks and lipstick: perfect'' - If our MPs are going to let us down, they could at least do it with a bit of style - 19th June
 * are killing the world a calorie at a time'' - Our biscuits are sweeping the world - but are they being eaten properly? - 12th June 2009
 * you get them peepers?'' - Look at an MP's smile. Now cover the mouth. Scary - 5th June
 * to make a monkey out of an activist'' - It's easy to refute the arguments of the animal rights lobby - 29th May
 * my short answer to your 'invite''' - My blood is boiling. How could he say that? - 22nd May
 * misses the cash and the point'' - The Prime Minister's crazy plan to walk us home - 15th May
 * Brits don't do free speech, thank goodness'' - We should be proud that we won't let this bigoted “shock jock” into the country - 8th May
 * diseases are more equal than others'' - Did Orwell realise that swine flu came to Animal Farm? - 1st May
 * bit of police violence worth watching'' - A new TV programme that's like a music video with punching - 24th April
 * another fat cat to worry about'' - The Prime Minister's handwriting brings untold problems - 17th April
 * bit odd, those bunnies with their eggs'' - I'm confused. I feel there is some biological problem here - 10th April
 * is lovely when you're wearing a tiara'' - Let's send Miss Universe to more awful places in the world - 3rd April
 * Churchill a mohican's no good'' - The anti-capitalists owe us an apology. If they really saw it coming, they might have told us - 27th March
 * it so hard to become a Pope?'' - The people at the top of religions don't seem, well, very competent - 20th March
 * angry - and I've waited 6 months to say this'' - Don't get me started on drivers and pedestrians... - 13th March 2009
 * tip for Gordon Brown: put socks on first'' - That photograph of you outside the White House illustrated a basic mistake - 6th March 2009
 * BNP, Titian, a warthog. What's the link?'' - Something odd lurks behind Tory HQ's wiki-meddling - 13th February 2009
 * errant hoist up his own flagpole'' - Sometimes it's hard to know if someone has fallen foul of his own petard - 6th February 2009
 * they're burning effigies, we know where'' - Why Patna deserves a special place on the map; why aren't there any credit crunch conspiracies? - 30th January 2009
 * he's got photos of the 'real India''' - David Miliband's big mistake was that night in the hut - 23rd January 2009
 * quiet tribute to the unknown donor'' - Who doesn't remember getting maracas as a gift? - 16th January 2009
 * can you be so cruel after all we did?'' - America may be spurning our advances now, but it will be back - 9th January 2009
 * - they're gone today but hair tomorrow'' - A trend in men's facial hair; the ghostly quiet of New Year's Day - 2nd January 2009



Articles:

 * of drug use aren’t crystal clear'' - The worst effect of taking drugs is, well, getting caught - 30th October 2009
 * did I survive without nanny?'' - If you're reading this now, congratulations. You've avoided the fatal hazards posed by Christmas - 26th December 2008
 * few clowns but a heap of good TV'' - People download programmes illegally because they just can't wait - 19th December 2008
 * slip while you're saving the world'' - The difference between a slip and a gaffe; the Italian censors and Brokeback Mountain - 12th December 2008
 * on earth are they playing at?'' - We, and India, deserve cricketing heroes with backbone - 5th December 2008
 * heaven I was never invited to this party'' - My name isn't on the BNP list, but I feared it might be - 21st November 2008
 * old buffers were novices once'' - And what about those politicians that can't turn their mobiles off? - 14th November 2008
 * stranger in a strange land (Florida)'' - It's exhausting visiting America. They never understand a word I say - 7th November 2008
 * joke's a joke - leave grandad out of it'' - Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand have betrayed a vile British conspiracy - 31st October 2008
 * dark secret in the far Right's closet'' - Jörg Haider, wherever you are, you're a big disappointment. Because you had to be secretly gay, didn't you? - 24th October 2008
 * anyone called A.Nony Mouse'' - Maybe ‘a Whitehall source' is not a real name - 17th October 2008
 * did you do in the banking crisis?'' - A man sobbing in McDonald's is the only thing I've seen falling apart - 10th October 2008
 * all addicted to Ryanair'' - If the budget airline was the snake in the garden of Eden, Eve would have paid for her own apple - 26th September 2008
 * physics lesson was electric'' - Seamus is a perfectly responsible adult these days. As a child he was a little, hmmm, firestarterish - 19th September 2008
 * thin excuse for buying an iPod'' - An accident with a washing machine; getting genuinely legless; thoughts on the LHC - 12th September 2008
 * right to bear arms and the right to bearskins'' - Could it be that Britain has its priorities a little wrong? - 5th September 2008
 * can make you feel a bit Icarus'' - Are we men, with our channel flicking and internet-ready telephones, getting worse at surrendering control? - 22nd August 2008
 * urgently: a crash course in Olympic handball'' - Britain needs to wise up on the more obscure sports - 15th August 2008
 * strategies just fire up male fantasies'' - the more you know about guns, the less exciting they seem - 12th August 2008
 * maths crisis doesn't count'' - So if I had carried on doing maths, would I have invented a new shape for the wheel? - 4th June 2008
 * is Mr Brown like Indiana Jones?'' - The film was appalling. So why is that we can slag off politicians, but not film stars? - 28th May 2008

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